Tuesday, December 12, 2006

BCS Mess: Three Arguments Keeping the Bullshit Corporate System in Place

Although I happened to graduate from the University of Michigan, I would've been just as frustrated had it gone the other way and Florida been left out of the national title game. This was a lose-lose situation, and everyone knew it. If UCLA hadn't beaten USC, it would've been a lose-lose-lose situation. (In fact, if you count Boise State -- and you probably should -- it already is a lose-lose-lose situation.) My feelings about the BCS are well established: it is a Bullshit Corporate System that only serves the interest of a few bowl-game administers and university presidents, and of course the advertisers. No one who plays or watches college football likes it and no one ever has. Nevertheless, the sports media continues to stand up for the BCS. Here, then, are three of the ridiculous arguments now being made on the system's behalf. Again, if Florida had been left out, the arguments would be different (perhaps even easier to diffuse). For the moment, however, I am interested in the given circumstances and will argue against the arguments that presently seek to defend this sham so-called championship.

Florida had a tougher schedule

This is an inherently arbitrary claim that relies on the premise that the SEC is the strongest conference in college football -- a very dubious premise, since the only way we have of determining the relative strength of one conference as opposed to another is by watching teams from one conference play other teams from their own conference. The SEC may have several teams with excellent records this year, but most of those victories were won over other SEC teams. This makes for a closed circle of victory. It works the same way in the Big Ten, Pac 10, and every other conference. The only way to determine whether one conference is better than another is to play more inter-conference games, but match-ups between top teams from different conferences are incredibly rare during the regular season. Even the ones that do take place tell us very little about which conference is the best. For instance: just because Ohio State beat Texas (this year) doesn't mean the Big Ten, as a whole, is necessarily better than the Big Twelve, as a whole. And so forth.

The dearth of inter-conference games is a symptom of how ill suited college football is to determining a national champion at all.

Michigan didn't win its conference championship

This places a fundamental importance on conference championships that is not in keeping with the increasingly national character of college football. One of the reasons the BCS has failed so thoroughly is that it is a quick-fix solution -- a hasty attempt to transpose national legitimacy onto the vestiges of a regional system. College football was originally, and has for most of its history been, a regional game. Due to the limitations of long-distance travel in the early-twentieth century, when the game came of age, local rivalries were more important than defeating a team from six states away. A bowl game was an opportunity to play on a more visible stage, perhaps, to extend the scope of a school's reputation, even to test one's own worth, so to speak, against an unfamiliar opponent. But the bowl system was never intended -- and is not well suited -- to serve as the basis of a national championship.

When I was growing up, Michigan fans didn't care who won the national championship -- we all knew the end-of-season rankings were an arbitrary farce, and that the only important thing was to go to the Rose Bowl. It didn't even matter if we won the Rose Bowl (though winning was always nice) because just going was sufficient proof of a successful and hard fought season. But cable television has had its influence and, this year, the disappointment among Wolverine (and USC Trojan) fans, whose teams are going to the Rose Bowl as a consolation (!), signifies the totality of our shift. Fans now care more about the national championship game than anything else, about a perfect record and "finding a way to win" than about the other, more abstract qualities that might make for an excellent season.

This can make for a boring season, I think, in which everything seems to come down to a single game. This year it was the Michigan/Ohio State game, which was all anyone wanted to talk about for more than half the season. Last year it was the USC/Texas game. These were both great games, but they also wound up making the rest of the season -- and all the other bowl games -- seem irrelevant.

In college basketball, a decidedly national game, which came of age during the era of plane travel and birthed a popular and non-controversial tournament, it is common for a team to win the NCAA championship without having won its conference championship. It is also not unprecedented, in men's basketball, for two teams from the same conference to play in the title game: Michigan and Indiana met in 1978; Georgetown and Villanova in 1985. To my knowledge, no one has seen this as a reason to question the credibility of the Final Four.

So if college football is going to come to terms with its desire for the two best teams in the country to play each other in a title game, it will have to acknowledge the possibility that, at some point, the two best teams will come from the same conference. It is a statistical inevitability.

At least this isn't the computers' fault

When Florida coach Urban Meyer was asked about the potential for a Michigan/Ohio State rematch in the BCS title game, he said that such a match up would be immediate grounds to abolish the BCS in favor of a playoff. "All the presidents [would] need to get together immediately and put together a playoff system," he said. "I mean like now, in January or whenever to get that done." Incidentally, now that his own team is playing Ohio State instead of Michigan, Meyer isn't pushing for a playoff nearly this hard. "It's an imperfect system," Meyer said after his team was selected for the title game. "If you want a true national championship, the only way to do it is on the field." (If you want my opinion, selecting Florida was an entirely political decision. Surely the BCS knew that if they didn't select Florida, Urban Meyer would've had a conniption and done everything in his power to destroy the BCS. As things stand, Meyer has been placated and Michigan's coach, Lloyd Carr, a "company" man who wouldn't yelp if a university bus ran over his daughter, has -- predictably -- not raised much of a fuss.)

Meanwhile, when Meyer was asked about what happened in 1996, when Florida won its only national title by beating Florida State in the Sugar Bowl, a rematch of a game that Florida had lost at the end of the regular season, Meyer said, "that was a completely different era." He said, "I think what happened in 1996 was a lot different because you didn't have the BCS. You had simply voting at the end and that was unique. I don't believe that's right either, what happened in 1996. I think it worked out, but there was no BCS."

Yet it is apparent that, even with the BCS, the national title is still largely determined by "simply voting." This supposedly different era is actually the same as the previous era. What's so strange is that many of the pundits are using this argument to defend the BCS. This year, the computer polls interpreted the choice between Michigan and Florida as a dead draw -- in the end it was the human polls, rather than the computers, that selected the title match up. Since many of the anti-BCS arguments made in previous years invoked the BCS formula, which seemed overly determined by computer polls, the media now seems to believe that the BCS has finally got it right! Of course, this is only a matter of convenient memory. Anyone who can remember farther back than last season will recall that the argument for implementing the BCS in the first place was that human polls had too much influence in determining the national champion.

Oh, how far we've come!! Such great lengths to sell more tortilla chips!!!

*For more on the BCS, read my post, BCS: Stands for Bullshit Corporate System.*

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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

BCS: Stands for Bullshit Corporate System

*For thoughts on this year's (2006-07) BCS scandal, read my post, BCS Mess: Three Arguments Keeping the Bullshit Corporate System in Place*

Did anyone else notice that there weren't any college football bowl games on New Year's Day this year? Was anyone else annoyed by this?

Did anyone else feel betrayed? Confused by the sudden way in which an annual tradition had been removed and annihilated? A sacred ritual has been sabotaged and I have not heard a single cry of blasphemy. Nevertheless, I find it hard to believe there are not others like myself, who were thrown out of sync, our cycles disrupted -- unable to find a sure footing to stand on during those dawning hours of 2006. After all, what were we supposed to do, watch the NFL? (My suspicion, by the way, is that since New Year's fell on a Sunday, the college football games were rearranged: 1) to avoid television contract disputes and conflicts with the network scheduling of those NFL games, and 2) to prolong, even further, the length of the college bowl season, which used to take place on a single day and now stretches on for nearly two weeks. Which is to say: $$$$$$$$!)

To make things clear, there were several bowl games played on Monday, the day after New Year's. There were also several bowl games played in the week leading up to New Year's, and there have been several games played since Monday, the day-after New Year's. Indeed, there have been an excess of bowl games. Pointless, poorly officiated, not very well-executed bowl games. Did anyone see the MasterCard Alamo Bowl (Michigan vs. Nebraska) or the Outback Steakhouse Bowl (Florida vs. Iowa), both of which were ruined by bad calls and non-calls by the officials? Did anyone really expect #5 Oregon, which had been shafted by the BCS in favor of lower-ranked Notre Dame (which brings in a much larger TV audience), to show up excited to play #23 Oklahoma in the Pacific Life Holiday Bowl on December 29, a Thursday night? Is it any wonder that the only non-BCS match-up that seemed genuinely interesting -- LSU vs. Miami in the Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl -- was a complete blowout? What a waste...

Now that the BCS has -- for the first time, in its eighth year -- finally arrived at the dream match-up (that it has been promising all along) between an unambiguous #1 and an unambiguous #2, all the other bowl games have been rendered superfluous. Great match-up between Notre Dame and Ohio State in that Tostitos Fiesta Bowl, eh? So what. Joe Paterno and Bobby Bowden, tête-à-tête in the Fed-Ex Orange Bowl! Big deal. With USC and Texas in the Rose Bowl Game Presented by Citi, we have at last arrived at the Perfect Bowl Game, a contest of titans that leaves all other college football games in the dark of its long, mighty shadow. Even if the game does live up to its billing (and I've been predicting a rout for months), that would simply make the other bowl games -- including the other BCS bowls -- seem even more meaningless.

I've always been of the mind that we either need to stick with the old bowl system, with its traditional conference match-ups, or go all the way to a real tournament setting -- which means at least eight teams. This in-between stuff is stupid. College football was more fun when there was an end-of-season controversy anyway. Now that things are all set to be settled, fair and square, ESPN has become so desperate for something to hypothesize about, it has been running an idiotic poll to determine whether USC is really the greatest football team of all time and how does USC compare to the other great teams of the past ten or so years (all the other contenders for 'greatest of all time,' apparently, are teams from recent memory -- Nebraska '95, Miami '01, and so forth). Woody Hayes and Bear Bryant, I'm sure, are rolling in their graves.

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